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Is that a package in your pocket, or are you just happy to key me? The Metal Cock Keyring adds a cheeky twist to your everyday carry. This conversation-starting 5cm keychain is crafted from premium zinc alloy with a sleek silver finish that would make Austin Powers say "Yeah, baby!" Perfect for the friend who has everything (except shame), bachelor/ette parties, or anyone who appreciates a dash of risqué humour with their house keys. Anatomically audacious and built to last, this high-quality accessory will have your keys standing proud. Guaranteed to make your locksmith blush!
| Width | 1.8cm |
|---|---|
| Colour | Chrome |
| Length | 4.4cm |
| Material | Metal |
| Warranty | 30 days |
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